At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.
when you have to go somewhere early in the morning but your parents aren’t waking up
THIS IS PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST CARD I’VE EVER PLAYED IN CARDS AGAINST HUMANITY
just a small town girl. Living in a racist, insensitive, sexist, homophobic world,
(cant take the midnight train ‘cause im fuckin scared)
this does not ever get old
tHIS SCENE FUCKED ME UP SO BAD
I cried omfg this scene
The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.
You forgot to add the part where he’s teaching this to his daughter, which is a pretty goddamned important omission, if you ask me.
if your sad just watch this wolf gif. look at it.
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
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